Alright Friends.  I know you are excited about the imminent arrival of our child. But seriously, I promise if there is a baby on the way (ie IF I'm having contractions) that those will be the first words out of my mouth when I talk to any of you.  We have set up our email lists for Off-to-the-maternity-center announcements and There-is-a-baby announcement.  Until then, assume that the baby is being recalcitrant and Not Leaving Despite My Best Efforts.  We are as eager to meet our little boy as you are.  Thanks.